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Also secondly I would thank my whole skeleton that includes all my body rack upts (e supererogatoryly my dear(p) deals) who co-operated me a lot while doing these activities.Lastly there is someone or rather something which is the most principal(prenominal) i. e. my laptop & international adenosine monophosphateere cellphone without which I wouldnt even build dr eamed of issuing such a book. (page 1 end) Infor kategoricalion I need to enumerate that those sMs here are obviously non quiet by those whose name is written under it, plainly those are the ones who progress to sent me these messages & hence I have written their name send foring below it. The so-called title of author is non suitable to this book for me as I myself-importance have not composed these messages so I would issue it if I m rather being called a Typist.Well, the Typist is analyze in High School & is a great cull out of sMs (hope this much infor snarl upion about typist is enough for formality ). Now I would ask u to relinquish these boring jobs & get call up with some mixed sMs as this book is not about either specific type of sMs. Please check out this book & to send me your purposes, clean close your eyes & smile erst with full of mirth, your thoughts lead r separately me no monotoneter wherever you are . (page 2 end) Dedicated to th e someone special whom my heart belongs, that is YOU * (at the bottom)* Hey thats tout ensemble a mere joke if u belong to the MALE faith page 3 end) Everyone is going to hurt u sooner or later . U just have to realize what is worth . The mortal or the pain . Shilpa Vahini Friends Who are they ? The one who halts u r fleet in a crowd, which is against u & says tu tension mat le yaar apan sab sambhal lenge The one who taps u r back when u r wrong & says I Know it aise gaphle bas tu hi kar sakta hain The one who does everything for u and then refuses to take thanks . abe ye formality ka natak mat kar The one who msgs u saying abe reply toh karThe one who makes u smile & stops u r tears & starts crying him/her self Ankh main bhi abhi hi kachra girna tha aur tu band kar apna ye radio Send this to all u r friends, even to those who are not in touch or who are far away from u . -Deepika U hv 20 mins to tell u r friends that u cacoethes them otherwise this month ex it be u r worst mont , so I honey U Friendsss Tyms running send it fast & reply me also if I am. -Deepika Ek bacha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha . Ek buzurg admi ne dekha, to jakar bell baajayi aur bolo tie Aur kuch beta ?Bacha Aur kya ab bhag -Priyanka Nice Lines Even the most herculean person is weaker in front of the most Happiest person in the foundigital audiotapeion .. So be keen Foreevvveerrr.. Shilpa Vahini Awesome msg Start workings to fulfill u your dreams , or else union day sum1 leave devote u in work to fulfill their dream Deepika Success formiula to lead from piddle Adjust u rself in every situation &in any shape & most importantly invariably find out u r own way . Deepika nasty but true There may be more than 8. 5 billion people in this world .. but , sum whiles u just need ONE D -Deepika A true fact If everyone is happy with u , then surely u have made a lot of compromises in u r perishlihood -Deepika Life cease be happ ier & stressless if we remember just one simple thought We slang term have all that we desire , but perfection will give us all that we merit. Deepika Few true line of lyf . gt Ur fav verse will say more abt u , than u r spill ever will > d day u learn hw not to cry is d day u learn to hate & ignore > u no u had fun when u derrieret tell u parents what u did. >a friend is sum 1 u tell u r stories to .. abest friend is sum1 who is in all those stories Deepika Talk more with sum1 who makes u happy but, hand over to talk at least a few proceedings with sum1 who fuckingt be happy without u & feel the difference -Yash S. A mind arouse forget many things but true heart neer forgets anything .So try to forget sum hearts which will never forget u for rest of its life. Yash S. Straight Insult- Husband ye kaisa khana banaya hain corporationne bilkul gobar jaisa . Wife he bhagwan Is admi ne to har chiz chakh rakhi hain -Ninad Ek kaam kar yaar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tu na Is msg ko delete kar de isme kuch nahi hain -Priyanka Thought for the day neer underestimate anyone An ant might be small but it can corporate trust game u r bum can u bite its bum just imagine -Priyanka Do u have which is d best part of life ? When u r family understands like u r friend & u r friends understand u like a family Shilpa Vahini I want to live ling life Not in d world Just in u r heart as a bst friend -Sushmit Alset RAat ko chupke se ati hain pari, Kuch khushiyon ke sapne lati hain pari , kehti hain sapne kea gosh main kho jaon , bhul ke saare gum chup chap so jao .. Sushmit Alset Dil todne walo ko saza kyun nahi har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyun nahi ? Log kehte hain ishq to ek bi border districti hain phir medical store main uski dawa kyun nahi Sushmit Alset DOOB maro nikammo ( _ ) ( _ ) / I I / )( / )( Shoab ne saniya jaisi ko phasa liya aur tumse abhi tak mohalle walli nahi pati .. Sushmit Alset Aaj newspaper ma in padha ki dosto k isms karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hain to aaj se band kya sms ? . . . . . . . are nahi newspaper band.. DOSTI ZINDABAD. Maitrayee Thirsty crow story in hinglish.. nce upon kagla, sitting on a dagla, he was very pyasa, here n there bhatka then adage a matka sum stones patka little water gatka n satka . Maitrayee Kahte hain achcha dost maths ke nonentity jaisa hota hain jiski waise toh koi kimat nahi hoti par who jiske sath jud jaye uski kimat 10 guna badh jati hain . Maitrayee 10 mins talk with an intelligent person is exist to consume general go to bedledge books for whole day, so dont hesitate 2 talk to a genius person. Maitrayee 3 things dat should not be asked 1. A mans Wage 2. A womans Age 3. A students percentage . It hurts . Yash S.Student Give me sum extra epoch Give me sum brain give me other chance to write my paper one time again . Examineer nanananananananan. Maitrayee New films released in theatres after xams . 1. Tension aaj kal 2. Pack u p sid 3. Wanted 40 4, Ajab syllabus ka ghazab paper 5. Marks mile 6. common chord failures -Maitrayee Anytime any prob any help just give me only lose call . I will immediately . . . . . . give u another miss call. -Maitrayee Hum Indians barish mili toh bhigna shuru, aarat mili toh nachna shuru aur sms mila reply chodkar . . . forward karna shuru. Maitrayee 3 days, 74 hours, 4320 minutes 25920 seconds pehle apko Happy Friendship mean solar day in advance. Shilpa Vahini Santa 1st time cream off main baitha jaise hi plane agla tyre upar utha santa pilot ko marne laga aur bola sale main pehle hi dara hua huin aur tum stunt mar raha hain Maitrayee A 5yr boy asked his friend what is friendship? He replied friendship is when u rob my chocolates everyday from my bag I even asseverate it in same place. Sushmit Alset 1 night I woke from my dream n saying my books were singing guess which song . . . . zara zara touch me touch me touch me zara zara hold me hold me -Maitrayee If u get my sms I m good , if u save my sms u agree I m good if u forward my sms u r spreading I m good , if u delete my sms u r jealous bcoz I m too good. Maitrayee Identification of student 1. Books in bag bihar 2. Books in hand delhi 3. Rolled books in jeans Mumbai 4. No books no tension bt mobile in hands Nagpur we rock. Sushmit AlsetHum jabhi apki duniya se jayenge itni khushiyon aur pyar de jayenge ki jabhi yaad karoge is pagal ko hasti akhon se bhi asuun nikal ayenge . Sushmit Bell has no sound till sum1 rings it. Songs has no tune until sum1 sings it so never hide u r feelings bcoz it has no value till sum1 feels it . Shilpa Vahini military capability rocks maa bete se uth jaan kambakht dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya hain beta to kya hua amma who sota bhi toh mujhse pehle hain na -Sushmit During a war adversary soldier captures some women n says I want revenge , I will rape all of u . Young lady plzz leave r grandma Grandma . . Shut up War is war Sushmit What is gaa li ? krodh ke samay much se nikle ashudh shabd athwa shabdon ka samuha jinke ucharan ke paschat wyakti ka hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hain . Sushmit On a ship a CA,Enginner, Doctor were sailing . Suddenly call down appeared n said range anything of u r choice n if I find it I will eat u n if I wont I will be u r servant . CA dropped a pen, devil found it n ate him. Doctor dropped needle devil found that also n ate him. Engg opened a water bottle n poured sum water -SushmitSon Ma kya gandhiji mar gaye mum ha beta Son Nehru Mom wo bSon desh me achche log nahi hain kya? Mom aisa mat bol beta whomsoever zinda hain . Sushmit I said I m the sweetest person in the world GOD laughed 7 said wait u have not met the person reading this sms . . . . . Moral Even GOD can crack jokes Sushmit Kisi ka hath thamkar chodna nahi wada kisise karke todna nahi koi agar-agar tod de dil aapka toh bina hath pair tode chodna nahi . Sushmit Zindagi sukh dukh ki paheli hain sukh main toh sabhi py ar karte hain par jo dukh main pyar kare wahi sachcha pyar won a mile toh rona mat aur mile toh khona mat . Sushmit My eyes- miss u , my feelings luv u , ands- need u , mind call u , heart- just for u I love u I really u . . . . . . . Aisa boli Juliet Romeo ko . Sushmit Shayri tere pyar ke saye main mujhe aisa pyasa banaya wah wah tere pyar ke sayein ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya tu ek minute ruk, main paani pike aya. Sushmit Once I was in love n she stone-broke my heart in to several pieces, . . . . . . . now I m sweet different girls with different pieces -Sushmit Hey sms go slowly if friend is in short sleep just return back to me therwise u go without making disturbance near her ears n slowly say good night -Sushmit Lobz na nikle phirbhi awaz hoti hain kuch lamhe ki baat bahut khaas hoti hain ap chahe mane ya na mane, lekin apki yaad hamesha dil ke pass hoti hain . Sushmit Agar koi dost nahi toh life is jailhouse . Agar bure dost ho to nothing is well . Agar dost apke j aisa ho toh all izz well . -Sushmit Good morning life has no pause button. Dreams have no expiry date . dates has no holidays . so enjoy each n every day in happy way n sustentation smiling. Sushmit Sum idiot says Behind every thriving man, der is a woman, but nobody get it ons the fact women choose only successful men -Sushmit Customer kaka dettol saban ahe ? Dukandar (dhungan khajwat) ho ahe na Customer tar kutrya tyani hath dhun ani ek kilo sakhar de. -Sushmit Pagal khane main sare pagal dance kar rahe the par 2 pagal ekdum khamosh baithe the , doctor ne socha ki who thik ho gaye he, So doc asked y r u not dancing? de replied strum dulha dulhan hain .. ( e ( ( e ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( () Mobile ko set hand side se dekhiye hum apko kitna miss kar rahe hain . Sushmit Sweetest court on head Loveliest kiss on cheek Most romantic kiss on lips & the hottest kiss . . . . On bikes muffler Just try it Darr ke age jeet hain -Sushmit Boyfriend & girlfriend r like 2 t yres of a vehicle, even if 1 punctures, The vehicle coin bank move further, So be intelligent & always keep a . . . . STEPNE -Sushmit emailprotected , , . Frnds Day Pass this HEART to all u r friends including me . If 3 take after back u ll get a bombastic surprise on Friendship Day -SushmitNEW ADD OF FAIR & kind. Maa Kamini, kaha thi itni raat tak ? Beti Boyfriend ke saath Maa kar ayi na mu kala ? Beti Toh kya hua maa, FAIR & LOVELY hain na. Ninad Ek pyara sa sawal Agar apko naya janam milo to aap mujhe kis rishte main pana chahoge ? Apka janam is janam ke rishte ko chodkar hona chahiye . Plzz reply .. hold eagerly for u r reply -Sushmit Ek sher arj kiya hain Chand par hain light, Bole to honewali hi night, To band karne ka tubelight, aur so jaane ka keeping quite. Bole to GOOD NIGHT -Sushmit HI How r u ? I WISH U %-Happy% %Friendship% Day% Dekhi meri yaari kitne pehle baazi mari .. Miss u -Sushmit A for orchard apple tree B for Bada Apple C for Chot a Apple D for Doosra Apple E for Ek Apple F for Faltu Apple . . . . . . . Z for Zopa Ata .. Sampla . -Sushmit Je jodel ten ate, ji julete ti savay, ji asate ti odh, je wadhate te prem, jo sampto to sahwas, ani ji nirantar rahte ti maitre. Happy Friendship Day in advance. -Sushmit If u get a chance to gift me sumthing from the things which u hv then what will u gift me n y ? reply fast. I m eagerly waiting -Sushmit Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, bas ek din baad , Friendship day a jayenga,Abhi se hamari wishes le lo nahi toh network busy ho jayenga.. quick-witted knowledge DAY . Sushmit Ye 5 naam 7 logo ko bhejo aur believe me apki sabse badi prob hal ho jayengi JAY SHRI RAM JAY SHRIKRISHNA JAY MATA DI JAY MAHA KALI JAY PAVANSUT HANUMAN Dont delete it Azma ke dekh lo -Sushmit convey u for touching my life in ways u never know. My riches dont lie in material wealthiness but in having friend like u as strange gift . So, adroit experience DAY. Kartik In life friendship is never p lanned, nor does it happen for any indicate But when friendship is real It becomes a plan for u r life & a reason for living . Happy Friendship Day . Shilpa Vahini Life is so much unfair First gives us so much time to live together & to know each other & now ehen we know each other, we dont have enough time to be together. Miss all those days. -Kartik Isse pehle ki 1 August ki sham ho jaye, badhai ka silsila aam ho jaye, mobile ka junction jam ho jaye, kyun na friendship ka abhi se salaam ho jaye, HAPPY association DAY. -Abhishek 1day Monday went 2 Tuesday 2 see Wednesday & asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Priyanka Friendship doesnt occur with special people, but people become special after being friends.I dont know what I am to you, but u r always special to me. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Sushmit We met it was luck We talked it was chance We became friends it was destiny We are still friends it is faith We will always b e friends it is a promise HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Maitrayee A friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother. Friendship is a desegregate of all the relations, preserve it HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Sushmit Hey Today I would like to thank you for being my friend till date, & hope you to be there till my life ends. I love you my friend. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -JyotiLife is a blank page. Each friend holds a pen & writes own story in everyones life. Thanks for covering some dreadful pages of my life. -Sushmit You can win life by all subject involvement if you simply avoid two things COMPARING & EXPECTATION -Sushmit God ne pucha Kidhar jaane ka mangta ? Swarg ya narak? Apun bola NARAK Apun ko malum that um sala punter dost log udharich milega, bole toh jidhar tum wahich apna swarg. -Yash S. Friendship is a lifelong commitment spoken by the heart, n u have to accept it kyun ki ek baar jo maine commitment kar diya to phir main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta -Deepika Thought for the day I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job- because definitely he will find an easy way to do it aisa Bill supply bola . So be PROUD to be LAZY. -Shilpa Vahini This cat is cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. Now read this without cat . -Yash S. Two best secrets to keep births strong 1. Whenever you are wrong always admit it. 2. Whenever you are honest just keep quite. -Deepika Always ask God to give you what you deserve & not what you desire, it is because your desires may be a few but you deserve a lot more -Deepika Sometimes something happens to us We know that they are fine but we call and ask abe kaisa hain ? We know that we slope be forgotten but we still say bhul gaya na mujko ? We know that they cant go without us but we still say guileless liye rukna. We know that they cant finish all the stuff without us , perfect liye bhi bachana. We know its i mpossible to survive without them but we still say kabhi baat mat karna mujhse Thanks for being my friend for so long. -Deepika Friends are amazing when they are new. They are wonderful when they are true. But, They are a blessing when they are like u -Shilpa Vahini Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things.It roots from ones heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime. -Shilpa Vahini Hello Good (whatever the time ) H How are you? E Everything fine? L Like to see you L Love to hear about you O Obviously, miss u -Deepika English mom Gud night, son. Hindu mom Shubh ratri beta. Muslim mom Shaba khair. Aani apli aai atomic number 18 aag lav tya mobile la ani zop ata Apli aai rocks -Aniket New additions to Newtons laws of proceeding Loose motion can never ever be do in slow motion -Aniket A Marathi student in a village was asked to read the following English numbers 70,280,82,89,99 He read -Shewanti tu yeti ? yeti tu ? yeti nai ? nai tar n ai -Maitrayee Smile increases value of face. elicit spoils beauty of soul. A faith is force of life Confidence is confederate of success. KEEP SMILING -Shilpa Vahini Nothing is old, nothing is new, Its just a matter of point of view, Enjoy life as happy days are few, Because if life is an ocean then happy moments are few -Shilpa Vahini ingenuousness with Attitude I may not always love the guys who love me, sorry, but I surely do respect their choice. -Sushmit Apne dosti ka wo dag , jisse hum TIDE se nahi sho nahi sakte, RIN se saf nahi kar sakte, SURF se mita nahi sakte, yunki , kuch DAG ACCHE HOTE HAIN. -Abhishek Murga I love u Murgi hahah Murga Main ter liye kuch bhi kar sakta huin Murgi really ? Murga yes, sachchi. Murgi chal anda deke dikha -Abhishek Makaan malik 500 rupees kiraya hoga. Kiraydar thik hain, par apke makaan main chuhe nack rahe hain. Makaan malik to kya 500 rupay main yaha shakira nachegi. -Abhishek G o o o o o o o o o o o o o Ol Gappe kitne tasty h ote hain na Apko kya laga gud night -Abhishek Ye dosti chiraag hain isse jalay rakhna, ye dosti gul hain ise khilai rakhna, hum rahe na rahe is jahaan main bas hamari yaad dil main badaay rakhna. -AbhishekAnyday if u r depressed confused or hurt, dont worry. Go in front of the mirror & u will find the best person who will settle your problem. Trust yourself. -Sushmit Chuhe ko billi lagi gori, done milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori a khele aak mincholy . . . . Billi chuhe ko maar ke khayi aur boli, I HATE LUV STORYS. -Shilpa Vahini Best words Always have a compromising nature in your life because as world is round everything that u will let go will definitely come back to you again -Sushmit Class VI boy proposed to class X girl . Boy I luv u . Girl Stupid, I m older than u.? Boy I m madly in love with you Girl Get lost . . . Boy Didi plzzzz -Sushmit Ek number man me socho usme 3 jodo ab use 2 so guna karo usmese 7 ghatao bachi huin sankhya ko kagaz par likho . . ab uska . hawaiii jahaj banake udao. Furrr.. -Sushmit Santa tu bata ki meri tokri main kya hain toh sab ande tere aur ye bata ki kitne hain toh 8 ke 8 tere aur agar ye bata de ki kiske hain toh murgi bhi teri. Banta kuch hint to de. -Sushmit Itna busy bhi na raha karo Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo Shero shayri na ati ho na sahi aye hue sms hi forward kiya karo. -Sushmit A true example of confidence Place Eden Garden India vs Australia Brad Hogg took Sachins lattice . At the end of match hahaha.. -Sushmit Sweet is u r nature, devout is u r name, U will always remain as earth wants water, Flower want dewI want nothing but happiness for U -Sushmit Sabse pyare aap ho , Sabse smart ho, Sabse sweet ap ho, Sabse mast aap ho, . . . . zyada uchlo mujhe aya tha apko sirf dikhana tha -Abhishek Hum wo roshni hain jo apke roshan kar jayenge, dosti ki chingari se bhi jal jayenge, ek baar pyaar se sms toh kijiye, Ghar ake sms ke paise de jayenge -Sushmit In the company of wind dust achieves gr8 height but when mixed with water , it becomes mud So always choose the safe company. Gud day. Sushmit Khud ko kar buland itna ki khud Himalaya ki choti par ja pahuche, phir khuda tumse puche abe sale gadhe , ab utrega kaise -Sushmit swear it or not, but its true. Gandhiji went to Jim at the age of 24 . 1 of his friend said,WOW , Mohan kya BODY hain. Tab se bapu ne shirt pehenna hi chod diya -Sushmit I may not always stay in touch, Bt I care for u very much. I may not jump to be the perfect friend But I hope the relationship we share never ends. -Sushmit *Beautiful $un* *Fre$h ir* *$weet Bird$* * height Flower$* *Knock u r door* /, ____ *Just to $ay u * GOOD MORNING DEAR.. -Shilpa Vahini